Thursday, February 28, 2008

Wise Fortune Cookie

I went out drinking last night and, woke up feeling rather relaxed, my legs and back just felt soft and dare i say a little sexy, as i took a moment to just luxuriate in the coziness that is my fascial system...

So delighting in my felt sense of earthly splendor, and perhaps morally loosened from the bottle of wine the night prior, when my sister asked me if i would split a bowl of wanton soup with, i said sure. You see normally, i would feel for the little quadrupeds and spaire their life, and restrain my sensual longings, but not today. Today was going to be a day of indulgence.

So as i was sitting there feasting on the wreckage of a variety of slaughter, in a fairly standardized chinese food setting: something very non standard happened.

Here I am with my sister, Drinking from our sadness bowls, and admitting to one another that we werent quite feeling like we were totally actualizing our full potential, and asking the other what the hell is going on, when the heavens parted. wham, sizzle, smack.

enter fortune cookie.

"If you work harder, you will have more wealth."

there it was, So Simple, yet so genious, an answer to all of my problems.

Ohh mysterious creation of life, you are as wonderful as you are generous,

Yours Truly
Todd

Ps: Sorry for being such a lazy sack, will try harder.